Dunmurderin'

AmyTex and I were talking today and we think we've finally figured out just what the Combaticons did to get themselves cored.

See, it wasn't that they tried to overthrow Megatron or anything like that, it was all part of a grand scheme to attempt to get out of paying their student loans for the Decepticon War Academy by faking their deaths.

And it was all working perfectly until Starscream -- secretly in league with SallieMae (what, you think they originated on Earth? No way, baby, they're Quints! All of 'em!) -- brought 'em back from the Filing Cabinet of Hiding.

See, it all makes sense!

Dun.