A simple plea

[dunmurderin]

Please, Powers that Be, don't let the idiot prankers celebrate "Talk Like a Pirate Day" with us tonight. Not unless you give me the ability to hunt them down like the scurvy dogs they are and keelhaul them.

Well, keelhaul them halfway at least.

Arrr,
Dun.

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[dunmurderin.livejournal.com]

Arrr, I'd bandy words with ye, but I must be goin' to the call center where I'll be headin' the bridge!

Arrr!

Dun,
who wishes she had a pirate hat for tonight...though, that being able to keelhaul the prankers halfway would be a suitable substitute!