She's Done Been Goin' For It!

[dunmurderin]

For those not familiar with this meme, I have two sets of 28 prompts. You pick 'em by claiming them in the comments, I write a short fic (between 100-300 words, though it may go over) about it also in the comments.

You can give any instructions you like about what you'd like to see or who else you'd like to see in the fics.


28 Pipes (link added for those who may not remember who Pipes is)

1. Naughty Pipes Done! Link leads off-site!
2. Happy Pipes Done; see also Jealous Pipes
3. Silly Pipes (mit Light Bulb!) Done!
4. Angsty Pipes (on Cybertron) Done; link leads off site
5. On-Vacation Pipes
6. Horny Pipes Claimed!
7. Transforming Pipes
8. Excited Pipes
9. Book-Reading Pipes Done! Not actually the version I'd written, but I like this one better!
10. Dancing Pipes
11. Jealous Pipes Done; see also "Happy Pipes"
12. Turned-On Pipes Claimed, off-line by roommate
13. Caring Pipes
14. On-His-Knees Pipes Claimed!
15. Obedient Pipes -- Done, with Optimus Prime -- ANGST WARNING!
16. Dominant Pipes Done!
17. Naive Pipes Done!
18. Drinking-Energon Pipes Claimed, Cybertron, pre-Earth Contact
19. Greedy Pipes
20. Daring Pipes
21. Exploring PipesDone!
22. At The Beach Pipes
23. Bath-Time Pipes Done!
24. Disheveled Pipes (with rat) Done!
25. Exhausted Pipes
26. Well Shagged PipesDone!
27. Kick-Ass Pipes Claimed, off-line by roommate
28. Playing With Kids Pipes Claimed; with Beauty and the Beast toys


And because you know I had to do it...



For this feel free to pick any or all of the Combaticons. As I say below in the comments, I'll either focus primarily on that character and have the rest of the team as background or just do a character study of that particular Combaticon.

Edited to note: For the purposes of this exercise, Bruticus is considered a separate member of the Combaticons

28 Combaticons
1. Naughty Combaticons Done!
2. Happy Combaticons DONE!
3. Silly Combaticons Done!
4. Angsty Combaticons Done!
5. On-Vacation Combaticons Done; AEC AU story with Girl!Brawl and Minicon!Swindle
6. Horny Combaticons Done! Link leads off site
7. Transforming Combaticons Claimed, off-line by roommate
8. Excited Combaticons Done; someone gets a new toy and for once it's not a weapon!
9. Book-Reading Combaticons Done!
10. Dancing Combaticons Done
11. Jealous Combaticons Done!
12. Turned-On Combaticons Done
13. Caring Combaticons In Progress -- 20 pages handwritten and counting
14. On-Their-Knees Combaticons Done! Link leads off site
15. Obedient Combaticons Yes, Virginia, the fic is done!
16. Dominant Combaticons Done
17. Naive Combaticons Done!
18. Drinking-Energon Combaticons Done; with Duskwing
19. Greedy Combaticons (Brawl and Swindle Only) Done!
20. Daring Combaticons Done!
21. Exploring Combaticons Done!
22. At The Beach Combaticons Done, off-site
23. Bath-Time Combaticons Done!
24. Disheveled Combaticons Done; features Blast Off and Onslaught (off-site)
25. Exhausted Combaticons Done! (link leads off site)
26. Well-Shagged Combaticons Done
27. Kick-Ass Combaticons DONE!
28. Playing With Kids Combaticons Done!

I figure, this gets me 28 fics closer to my 100 Combaticons challenge! Me so Sneaky!

Comments

Daring Combaticons!

[dunmurderin.livejournal.com]

Note: This is not the story I was originally going to post here, but that one is stalled at the moment and this idea hit me last night at work after me and the AmyTex went swimming at the local wave pool. Takes place in my divergant universe in the grey area between end of Season 2/Transformers: The Movie

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Ordinarily, Seaspray would have enjoyed thumping along over the waves -- particularly along this stretch of the Oregon coast. Whale migration season was in full swing; pods were moving north with their newly-born calves and while the view from the roadside was good, the view from the ocean itself was even better.

Unfortunately, the view was being spoiled by Onslaught hovering over the surface of the water.

Seaspray cut his engines, letting himself bob on the waves. He was well within Onslaught’s shooting range, but if worse came to worst, he could easily transform and dive. In Seaspray’s experience, tractor-trailers -- particularly missile haulers like Onslaught -- weren’t the best swimmers.

“Greetings, Autobot,” Onslaught said, with a polite head-nod before he looked up at the sky. “Beautiful weather, isn’t it?”

“Yeah, it is,” Seaspray said, momentarily taken aback. “You mind telling me why you’re out here?”

Onslaught looked back at him. “Hmm? Oh, certainly,” he said. “My teammates and I are working on gaining an understanding of the terrain that makes up the majority of this planet. While our alternate modes are not intended for aquatic maneuvers as yours is, I don’t see any reason for us to not have a familiarity with them.” Onslaught’s optics flickered. “I believe the humans call it ‘cross-training’.”

Seaspray whirled his props. “And the reason you’ve chosen to be this close to Autobot Headquarters is…”

“Pure perversity on our parts, really. My brothers find these sessions a bit boring so we thought we’d make it interesting and see how close we could get to the edges of Autobot territory before we attracted your collective attention. We had a bet going as to how fast one of you would be out here to see what we‘re doing,” Onslaught said, again surveying the skies. “I have to admit, we were expecting the Aerialbots, not you.” Onslaught looked at Seaspray again. “No offense.”

“None taken,” Seaspray grumbled. He felt no need to mention that the Aerialbots -- or at least Slingshot -- had expressed a similar opinion about sending a ‘stupid minibot’ after the Combaticons. “Uhm. So, you realize I need to ask you to leave, right?”

“Why?” said Onslaught, sounding surprised. “We’re not harming anyone. We’re not even within the territorial waters of the United States -- I made certain of that. All we’re doing is simply enjoying a pleasant spring day out on the waters. Ah, here they come now. Watch this for me? I would value your input.”

Seaspray’s visual sensors picked up four fast-moving blips coming out of the sun. Blast Off and Vortex appeared to be leading the pack in their vehicle modes while Brawl and Swindle brought up the rear as robots. The four banked sharply upwards then dived. From where he bobbed on the surface, Seaspray could hear Vortex let out an ecstatic shriek as he transformed from helicopter to robot mode just in time to execute a mid-air summersault before he hit the water. Blast Off didn’t bother to transform, diving into the water only to skim briefly under the surface before coming up a few hundred yards later. Swindle’s shriek was more panicked than ecstatic as he curled himself into a tight little ball and cannonballed into the ocean, while Brawl simply transformed to his alt mode and tank-flopped, hitting the surface of the water with a THWAP that made Seaspray’s hoverpad ache in sympathy.

“Well, you’re the expert,” Onslaught said. “How did they do?”

“I think Greg Louganis has nothing to be worried about,” Seaspray said.

Re: Daring Combaticons!

[uftaki.livejournal.com]

*LOL* XD Cute... Very amusing. XD OW... those last two dives had to hurt! ^.^;

Re: Daring Combaticons!

[dunmurderin.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm thinking. Some submarine is picking up some *really* interesting sounds. *figures Cybertronian swearing sounds like a pissed-off modem*

Dun.