Please let this be fake...

I am not in favor of any form of abuse (y'know, as opposed to all those people out there who are like, "Abuse? Yay!") but I think if your last name is "Knight" and your kid's name is "Jed I" then you should be expecting that your kid is going to stick you in the worst nursing home they can find EVER.

And that's IF they don't just murder you at some point -- and if they do? "The defense would like to present the accused's birth certificate and then rest, 'cause dude, seriously? Jed I. Knight?"

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/fail-owned-baby-name-fail.jpg?w=424&h=500