10 Day Meme -- Day 8

[dunmurderin]

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession.

Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.

1. Be under the age of five. I am a sucker for little kids; don't want any of my own, but I do like the sight of happy kids.

2. Be an animal, almost any age but particularly baby animals. Especially cats, but honestly, I will go all sappy-stupid for just about any animal. Even ones I don't particularly like, as in spiders. (Amy told me a story about how tarantuals can die during molts because they're extremely fragile and I was like, "AWW!" even though I'd happily cause a tarantula to be squished

3. Be funny. I love to laugh and I appreciate clever wit. Or a good burp.

4. Be an underdog. I have a knee-jerk tendency to root for underdogs. Blame it on a childhood exposure to Caddyshack, Animal House, Blazing Saddles and a whole host of 1980s snobs vs. slobs movies.

5. Be a scruffy outlaw -- though only if you're a fictional character. Blame it on Han Solo and the A-Team, but I likes me some clever bad boys. And girls. Though I also loves me some Barney Stinson.

6. Be weird. You don't even have to be a person, you can be a phenomenon. Witch hunts, underground civilizations of lizard people, conspiracy theories, etc. The world is a freaky, weird cool place.

7. Be smart. Doesn't have to be book smart, just be on the ball and able to move on your mental feet.

8. Do my dishes for me. For serious, I hate doing dishes.