My week and things I have learned in it

I can rest assured that I am better at creating sekrit quasi-evol guvernment konspiracies than whoever writes the episodes of Jesse Ventura's Conspiracy Theory. I watched part of their episode on humanzees and...shut up, it was for research purposes! And...look, the upshot is? My conspiracy is better'n theirs, hahahaha, neener!

Also, I've been sick all week and I am so freakin' stir crazy it is not even funny. Curse you evil sinuses!