No, no appreciable amounts of life whatsoever, thanks

Updated the How Transformers Have Sex essay. For Two Hours. And I can still think of stuff I want to add.

Now I know how Ethan feels...

OMG, my brain it hurts.

PS: I want to add a fanonical list of slash couples, so if anybody's got any suggestions, particularly for ones commonly seen that are Post-BW, I'd appreciate the assist.

I do cute little human things with my hands!

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